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- 1. (Till Lindemann) (715↑, 59↓)T he greatest living person on the planet, often regarded as God
Till Lindemann is God
Author: Salty Samurai http://till-lindemann.urbanup.com/8230252. (Till Lindemann) (584↑, 41↓)Lead singer of German indutrial techno-metal band, [Rammstein]. Sex god. Genius.I don't care what you say, Till Lindemann is sexy.
Author: Peggy-Sue http://till-lindemann.urbanup.com/12081503. (till lindemann) (523↑, 25↓)Leader singer for Rammstein. Sex on two legs. Lyrical genius.If I met Till Lindemann I'd jump on his dick so fast he wouldn't know what had hit him. Till Lindemann croons far better than Robert Goulet.
Author: Mssr. Voldemort http://till-lindemann.urbanup.com/15844974. (Till Lindemann) (471↑, 42↓)Lead singer of German band Rammstein. He is mentioned in "The Holy Bible" many times as a character named "god." He can outswim anyone in the world. And he can can kick even Chuck Norris' balls off (he won't due to the fact that Till and Chuck go on emo hunting trips). In fact, if you are reading this Till is probably fucking your girlfriend. Do not try to prevent this, it will only end with your demise, mainly because if you try to kill Till, he will laugh, grab you buy the balls, crush them, and then continue banging your girlfriend, while you watch and cry like a bitch.Emo-Owwwwww my head exploded while listening to "Sonne." Why? Rammstein Fan - Because Till Lindemann's deep voice burrowed inside your head, through your ears, and commenced to beat your head's fucking ass.
Author: Kommisar Kowl http://till-lindemann.urbanup.com/17549615. (Till Lindemann) (443↑, 19↓)Rammstein vocalist and all round pyromaniac. Has a tendency to come on stage with a flamethrower and performs certain songs whilst on fire."Till Lindemann ist ein pyromaniac."
Author: D.E http://till-lindemann.urbanup.com/5656746. (Till Lindemann) (386↑, 11↓)Frontman for the legendary Tanz-Metal German band, [Rammstein]. Here are a few more tidbits about him: 1. Has been commonly known to be mistaken for a galactic sex god. 2. Satan is praying the Almighty accepts him into Heaven or else he'll be out of a job. 3. Can face fuck you with a simple stare and keep you coming back for more.Till Lindemann is a German that I wish would invade me\!
Author: Till Lindemann's lover http://till-lindemann.urbanup.com/23570247. (Till Lindemann) (261↑, 13↓)Singer for the German Industrial Band [Rammstein]Till Lindemann : german-licious :P
Author: Evil Bella http://till-lindemann.urbanup.com/4333078. (Till Lindemann) (125↑, 15↓)Singer for the German Neue Deutsche Härte band RAMMSTEIN. He can light himself on fire and live\!\! Lindemann is immune to pain, as can be clearly seen in Rammstein's "live aus berlin" video when Till bashes his head open with a mic stand and hit himself with a flogging whip. (OUCH)A trained pyrotechnician, Till never performs a concert without at least 2 flamethrowers. He is also extremely strong and will kill you faster than chuck norris."Till Lindemann ist Gott\!\!" If you go to a Rammstein concert and see a large group in the crowd with 3rd degree burns, you know why. They got too close to TILL LINDEMANN\!\!
Author: Fatal1ty 117 http://till-lindemann.urbanup.com/39806719. (Till Lindemann) (110↑, 12↓)Till Lindemann is a German singer in the best band in the world Rammstein( until he is spit out of hell and starts another band). Till enjoys pain and, his pass times include whipping himself, doing it with your GF, lighting himself on fire, bashing himself on the head with a mic, and killing anyone who opposes hisband mates(except for flake, Flake is gay)Till Lindermann is the idea of a BAMF. He challenges the definition of masculine. It is actually a myth that Chuck Noris is the biggest BA in the world. Till once beat chucks ass and thats why he is no longer the main character in any movie. After Chuck got his ass kicked Till threatened to kill him if he saw him in an other crapy movie. A bear once threatened Lindemann. Till showed him the knee pound manuver, and the bear ate its self knowing it would be a less painful way to die. Till has four kids, one's mother is not known accourding to wikipedia, this could hint, that he did infact do the dirty dirty with your girlfriend. Till is a scary man who kill you if he felt like it. North Korea stoped its nuclear program because Germany threatened to send till there with a flogging whip( Bullets cant kill him) contrary to popular beleif. Till (He hates pop music). Till ist der Meister.Till Lindemann
Author: digity12345 http://till-lindemann.urbanup.com/413219810. (till lindemann) (67↑, 8↓)What a male\! Is he a human? Think he's from Outer SpaceTill Lindemann forever
Author: ganimed http://till-lindemann.urbanup.com/417639411. (Till Lindemann) (53↑, 0↓)The frontman for titanic German metal group [Rammstein], widely considered one of the most awesome bands in the world. Musician, poet, former competative swimmer, former basket-weaver and part-time Demi-God. Till Lindeman is the anthropomorphic personification of pure [masculinity] who invented the often-lethal dance move: The [Till Hammer], a thigh-pounding mosh technique that replicates a blacksmith smashing the ever-loving shit out of an anvil like it was a ginger stepson. As well as being a warrior, he is also a gentleman and has been known to let you stay in the room while he fucks your girlfriend and mother at the same time.Till Lindemann taught [Chuck Norris] the roundhouse kick due to feeling sorry for him after kicking his ass in a barfight. David Hasselhoff first turned to drink after poncing about on the Berlin wall and having it shatter underneath him when Till Lindemann walked past, doing some light vocal practices, inadvertantly re-unifying Germany. Every German fertility clinic features a cardboard cutt-out of Till Lindeman choking a shark with one hand, whilst cradling a kitten in his other, looking directly at the styrrups in the insemination room. To this day they have a 100% success rate.
Author: Poppa Boogaloo http://till-lindemann.urbanup.com/602918312. (Till Lindemann) (22↑, 4↓)The lead singer of Rammstein. He is a god with a voice that will turn straight men gay, and lesbians into straight horny whores who will do anything in the world to fuck him. He is sex on a stick that no one can resist. Till will one day rule the world, and will fuck your girlfriends and boyfriends while you watch in awe.1. Till Lindemann is the sexiest motherfucker on the planet. 2. My boyfriend got mad because Till Lindemann's voice got me to orgasm instead of him. 3. Kevin had turned gay the instant he saw Till Lindemann come out on stage with a flamer thrower and started singing 4. I'd fuck Till faster than you can say "Rammstein is the best band in the world" if I ever got the chance 5. Till Lindemann is the sexiest German alive
Author: AnarchyStocking http://till-lindemann.urbanup.com/5906086Last updated: 2012.03.01
Urban English dictionary. 2013.
